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Two powerful retrogrades. One massive realignment.
Retrogrades aren’t here to ruin your plans, they’re here to refine them. They slow us down so we can hear what we’ve been too busy to notice. When Mercury and Jupiter both turn inward, it’s not bad luck or cosmic punishment, it’s sacred feedback. The Universe is saying, “Wait. You missed something important.”
This is where most people panic, spiral, or try to push forward through resistance. But when you know how to work with these transits, you realize they’re some of the most transformative windows of the year — times when real insight, course correction, and spiritual growth happen.
That’s what this workshop is about: learning the language of the slowdown, not fearing it. You’ll understand what these retrogrades are revealing about your mindset, your patterns, and your purpose — and how to move through them consciously, with clarity and calm.
And Chris is the perfect guide for that. With years of teaching astrology through an accessible, no-fear lens, Chris breaks down complex transits into language you can actually use. His approach blends cosmic wisdom with grounded practicality, so you walk away not just inspired, but equipped.
He’ll help you see how these retrogrades are aligning you, not blocking you plus how to use every delay, edit, and emotional shift as a tool for expansion. Because when you stop fearing retrograde season and start learning from it, you take your power back — and that’s where real alignment begins.
Understand why this slowdown is necessary and how it’s shaping your next stage of growth.
Learn how to edit your ideas, refine your voice, and use delays as divine redirection.
Discover how to nurture emotional security, heal lineage patterns, and grow through reflection.
Explore how Mercury (mind) and Jupiter (heart) work together to restore alignment between thought and purpose.
Leave with clarity on how to use these retrogrades as the bridge between where you’ve been and where you’re going.
A guided astrology session blending intuitive insight, clear explanations, and actionable tools to help you move through the retrogrades with purpose.
A detailed digital companion filled with information, themes, and reflection prompts for Mercury and Jupiter’s retrogrades.
Watch or rewatch anytime to stay aligned throughout the entire retrograde cycle and beyond.
This is where divine timing meets conscious alignment. Mercury’s retrograde from Sagittarius to Scorpio rewires the mind, helping you slow down and see the truth behind your ideas. Jupiter’s retrograde in Cancer turns growth inward, nurturing emotional intelligence, healing belief systems, and redefining what success means from the inside out.
Together, these retrogrades create a cosmic checkpoint—a moment to pause, reflect, and get intentional before the next big leap forward.
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This isn’t about fear, it’s about flow. Retrogrades reveal what’s out of sync so you can bring it back into balance. With Mercury helping you think deeper and Jupiter guiding you to grow wiser, this is your chance to make peace with the pause and prepare for expansion that’s rooted in truth.
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Chris, I just love your videos and your energy so much. They always leave me feeling so seen and I leave laughing, in a good mood. You brighten my spirit AND I had so many synchronistic moments throughout this workshop. I’m just in awe. Thank you so much… really, really,...
Thank you for these workshops. You are so insightful and accurate with these readings especially when you pull the cards. I’ve written at least three pages in my journal today listening to you! I also love that you take the time to connect with us and share about you. Sending...
Your energy and passion for being transparent and sharing your personal struggle to us is precious. Thank you for being you! You have a super sense of humor and the underwear shot was hysterical. THANK YOU FOR CONSTANTLY LEVELING US UP with these workshops... we're all transforming right along with...
You are ridiculously magically, gifted with laser-focused, accuracy…. and, a very refreshing awakening presence. Thank you. Bless you.
So much change is happening for me in the last few months. And every workshop continues to validate and guide the changes. Thank you so much for being there and delivering these messages in a way that is easy to follow and understand. You're the real shit baby!
Love you, Chris! Thank you for all the love and support. I am a psychotherapist in Los Angeles and your readings, workshops, and sassy words fill me up so I can do the healing work I do with clients, family, friends and myself!
You're not alone, Chris! Your workshops literally changed my life. For the first time in my life I wake up happy with who I am. That was you. Thank you.
Wow! You literally said verbatim what I just shared with my therapist around reevaluating how I spend my time and how I would to move into the future with work and school. This felt so aligned! Thank you!
I needed ALL of that! Permission to let go of old thoughts/patterns, self-limiting beliefs, past feelings coming up, scarcity mindset and my outlook on money. It is so helpful and I appreciate the constant support in getting through and letting go for a better life. Thank you!
I am currently dealing with grief and a break up. Chris really helped me come to terms with my emotions and let go of what wasn’t serving me anymore. It brought me to tears releasing the energy and now I have a deeper sense of calm and peace. Thank you...
